Firing Pluto 

Firing Pluto

Will yanks never learn? Every couple of weeks one of them, a disgruntled newly fired employee comes back into work and kills all his old co-workers. Now they go and fire Pluto as a planet.

Say you have been hanging around the Kupler belt freezing your equator off the only bit of interest you have is the occasional nearby visit with Neptune. Then some four eyed assholes come and give you a pink slip for a job you have been doing for 70 years. They do not even fire you in person but over the news. You are going to be pretty pissed off. I would make a detour straight for their house with some crushing in mind.

So nerds unless you want this cartoon monikered mass of rocks and his best mate the ferryman of death raining vengeance upon us can we just give him his old job back?